All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sergeant JT Sanborn: Would you shut the f*ck up, Owen?
Spc. Owen Eldridge: Sorry. Just tryin' to scare the new guy.
The Hurt Locker
funny and clever....ok, now I'm interested to see this neglected dog...it better be good, or else...
Priest Vito Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg.
The Fifth Element
it is...and strange that you don't know such really good films...disney-victim I'd say 
Jamie Sommers: You know, it might not be so bad being the bride of Frankenstein.
The Six Million Dollar Man
good? says who? you? one who likes a clever but abused dog? well, I don't think so...
Lord Bottoms: As lord of these lands I will bless this marriage by taking the bride into my bed on the first night of her union.
Braveheart
first watch it before you judge...you'll be surprised about your wrong prejudice
btw the Wallace and Gromit films have all between 7.4 - 8.6/10 at IMDB....
The Joker: Choose between one life or the other. Your friend, the district attorney or his blushing bride to be...
The Dark Knight
that you like it is enough fuel for my prejudice.......
Mickey: It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder.
Natural Born Killers
then you're a hopeless case
Berta: You think the liquer industry would promote that.
Two and a Half Men
but not more than you....
Cathica: We are the news. We're the journalists. We write it, package it and sell it. Six hundred channels, all coming out of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere.
Dr Who
seems so 
WCTR Imaging Voice: And now it's time for some sensationalist propaganda, I mean news.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
among other things...
Alexi Kaslov: Well it's an American shortcoming to believe your own propaganda.
The Six Million Dollar Man: Wine, Women and War
as for example?