All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Ron Burgundy: Let's go over the groundrules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face... AND THAT'S IT!
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Sally Albright: How much worse can it get than finishing dinner, having him reach over, pull a hair out of my head and start flossing with it at the table?
When Harry Met Sally...
Miranda: That's sweet and gross at the same time.
Sex and the City
Q: It's wondrous - with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Chloe Sullivan: Well you can't be sure. I mean what you saw it could have been a hallucination. You know a manifestation of your desires and fears.
Smallville
"The plague today...is merely Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness."
Ambrose Bierce
Og: No... it's a sort of quiverish, shiverish, flibberty-gibberish sensation!
Finian's Rainbow
Buffy: That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Every culture nurtures ideals of beauty toward which people strive - fine! But in the future people'll look back upon the surgical alterations of the nose or breasts or buttocks with the same horror that we regard the binding of feet or the use of bronze coils to extend the neck.
Bones
Doctor Sam Loomis: Ah, I feel great! I had surgery, plastic surgery. Skin grafts. It cost a fortune, but at least I don't frighten people anymore.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers