All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Woody: That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.
Toy Story
Mr. Mxyzptlk: You see, for centuries now, I've been pitting my interdimensional magic against schmaltzes who thought they could go 15 rounds with the old master! You know the stories about genies and imps and whatnot...
Superman
and now a classic here:
Lex Luthor: Who's delusional now?
Smallville
Carmela Soprano: She's a role model for all of us.
The Sopranos
Edward Cullen: Can't you just thank me and get over it?
Twilight
Atley Jackson: Oh, man, I oughtta smack you silly, boy.
Gone in Sixty Seconds
Edward Cullen: Well then I hope you enjoy disappointment.
Twilight
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Jack Slater: Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce.
Last Action Hero
Darius Jedburgh: That's the story of your life, Schumaker. The story of your life.
Edge of Darkness
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: It's more like shared misery.
NCIS