All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Number Twelve: If ever you do challenge me to a duel, your safest bet will be battle axes in a very dark cellar.

The Prisoner
loserette

Buddy: I can take him blindfolded.

Police Squad!
...really...loser..

Alf: Geez, you're blind as a bat, aren't you?

ALF
...as a gentleman I'd anyway shot in the air...but you, trying to avoid the losing...who knows

Lenny: The one and only. Perfect 20/20 vision, low-light and thermoptic modes, integrated targeting system, GPS and satellite uplink.

The Scam Artist
oh sure, sure...a gentleman with a battle axe...I bet you can't even lift one.....

Gandhi: Oh my God. He was genetically engineered with a zipper.

Clone High

I can even throw them, just to scare flatfooted opponents like you

Carpenter: Think of him as a... hybrid, Majesty. In many ways he is better than before.

Alice

ppfftt...my feet are perfectly-shaped....and I'm quick...and besides, for sure you'd drop the axe on your feet after hefting it up...ouch....

Announcer: Yes, mothers, new improved Whizzo Butter, containing 10% more less, is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab!

Monty Python's Flying Circus

I'm not as clumsy as you you still indulge yourself in thinking how great you are when you're already under fire

March Hare: I still don't understand it. It was the best butter.......

Alice in Wonderland
....for you, butterfinger is not only a chocolate bar...even Spidey has a better grasp.......and under fire or on fire? But whichever, I'm still great...

Julie : "Is there anything better than butter? Think it over, any time you taste something that's delicious beyond imagining and you say 'what's in this?' the answer is always going to be butter. The day there is a meteorite rushing toward Earth and we have thirty days to live, I am going to spend it eating butter. Here is my final word on the subject, you can never have too much butter."

Julie and Julia.

Buffy Summers: Peanut butter, preferably crunchy!

Angel