All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Anderson: Its bullshit. It's just dog eat dog, but I want the first bite.

The Anderson Files
well, it's all about choices....and your mum shld've traded you instead.......

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: And if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage.

Futurama
now I start wondering how many were ahead of you...

Redneck: Yeah, well, can you bring me some ketchup. Mmm. Mmm.

Waiting.....
well, once they heard me squeal, they couldn't let me go....

Dr. James Wilson: A few tummy-aches after dinners of ice cream and ketchup might do him some good.

House MD
well after the first night full of squeals they regretted this for sure

Kim: I did it the old fashioned way... Laxatives and smokes.

Kath and Kim
ear plugs, duh....they're pretty smart.......

John Oliver: If Jamie Oliver has only taught me one thing - and he has - it's this: that an unhealthy lifestyle is like a Homing Pigeon; yes, it's a lot of fun at the time, but one day it will track you down and it will kill you.

Mock the Week
but not against steadily and high-frequency squealing yelling

Traci Bingham:..... sweetie, I don't think you're grown up enough to have a life style - but I do.

The Surreal Life
well, they had an especially-designed anti-squealing, anti-sqawking room....that's how special I was.....

Cassie: It's a way too skittish life style.

Have Dreams, Will Travel
I guess they wanted especially to safe the wine glasses, to avoid that they break into pieces...

Catherine Willows: Never doubt. Never look back. That's how I live my life.

CSI
yup, wrong career.....I shld have been an opera singer...

Vir Cotto:It—it's counterproductive! I mean, why make history if you fail to learn by it?

Babylon 5
or as glass-shatter profi in a circus