All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Mike: The nocturnal meanderings of the upper class do not interest me!
5th Ave Girl
well I'll donate them a can opener 
Mrs. O'Brien, the Mother: Your idea of high society is to sit on the top porch with your shoes off.
Among Those Present
ppfftt...you'd donate the cheapest one that they'd be better off using their teeth?....
Jerry Horne: Oh, Audrey, it's a little more complicated than that, sweetheart.
Twin Peaks
well, a laser propelled should do the job...
Penny: Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.
TBBT
ppfftt...you don't even know what that is.....
Dr. James Wilson: Who knows? All I can say this reeks of boldness.
House
if I try out at your can I'll get to know it...hopefully not to many painful mistakes while using it
Ferris: Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
awww....then I don't need to worry cos for sure you'd incapacitate yourself (after all those mistakes)...don't worry, I'll bring you chocolates while you're convalescing......
Col. G. Stonehill: Well, I suppose he has that. He's a notorious thumper. He's not a man I would care to share a bed with.
True Grit (1969)
but I'm not as clumsy as you and never hurt myself...and you're the test object
The Doctor: Then perhaps next time, you should just... let him snore.
Star Trek: Voyager
but you can't run...so you can remote-test if you want to....but..ppfftt...fat chance you'd hit anything but your toes......
Dr. Eric Foreman:
House
for you I'm fast enough, your armour makes you as fast and agile as a whale
Jim Halpert: Does the Department of Health know about this?
The Office
well, ppfftt..it doesn't really matter bec you're the blind Captain Ahab... 