All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Randy: I bet he's had twenty beers today. That's how many I had when I tried to plug the television into that dog.

My Name is Earl
sure, sure.....where's my blank check?

Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: George, beer is dripping from your nostrils.

Grey's Anatomy
I forgot

Hodges: Have you been shaving with a broken beer bottle?

CSI

it's in Spidey's cage........must I remind you of everything?

Jackie Burkhardt: You said she was a sasquatch.


That '70s Show
oh, then it's lost and gone...spidey won't give anything back...

C-3PO: I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

I'm sure you have ways of extracting stuff from it...use them...

Smokey: Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.

Friday
not if it ate it up...

Hanna Fabre: I like long hair. And people who know what they want.

Ma vie en rose

that's animal abuse and it's all your fault ...perhaps in another place? on the back frame of your mounted bugs?

Rimmer: Think about it! Why did the US cavalry beat the Indian nation? Short back and sides versus girly-hippie locks. The Cavaliers and the Roundheads, 1-0 to the pudding-basins. Vietnam, crew-cuts both sides, no score draw.

Red Dwarf
hmmm bull's eye
and spidey ate it as dietary fibres

Homer Simpson: I guess the juice business is more important than the ideals our hippie forefathers refused to go to war and die for.

The Simpsons

hmm..and since you seldom issue checks or they bounce all the time then they must have been the staple food of Spidey...real animal abuse.......

Bender: Okay, Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause there's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable. Ha ha ha!

Futurama
I guess you confuse it with your termites in your flat, that eat up all the papers lying around, but as you're a neat person and nothing lies around, they already started to feed on the roof beams . good luck