All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Charlotte Duncan: I don't know what your going on about, I don't see any millionaires running after you.
Mystery of The Wax Museum
gross....perhaps I can introduce it to my neighbor's tabby cat....it needs a play mate...
Michael Moore: I'm a millionaire, I'm a multi-millionaire, I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a multi-millionaire? 'Cause multi-millions like what I do. That's pretty good, isn't it? There's millions that believe in what I do. Pretty cool, huh?
Moore Lies, Moore Fun at Stanford
it's a proud spider not a cat's toy... 
Michael Sullivan, Jr.: So when do I get my share of the money?
Road Perdition
but the cat would not know the difference...
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Zachariah: You're going to stop Lucifer. You're our own little Russel Crowe, complete with surly attitude. And when it's over, and when you've won, your rewards will be... unimaginable.
Suprnatural
yes, cats are stupid...
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, yeah... put it in writing.
Sex and the City
and so are spiders........
CJ: Your ignorance is your credibility. That's why I put you in this job. And your constituents aren't in that room, they're in distressed urban areas.
The West Wing
what do you expect from an invertebrate? 
Ariana Kane: I'm aware of your reputation as a first-class strategist, Agent Bristow. Tell me, where would you begin this investigation?
Alias
is that why you hang out with them? ...
Clouseau: Listen to me, Hercule, and you will learn something. Now then, the facts in this case are: the body of the chauffeur was found in the bedroom of the second maid. Fact! Cause of death: Four bullets in the chest. Fact! The bullets were fired at close range from a .25 caliber Beretta automatic. Fact! Maria Gambrelli was discovered with the murder weapon in her hand. Fact! The murder weapon was registered in the name of the deceased, Miguel Ostos, and was kept, mind you, in the glove compartment of the Ballon Rolls-Royce. Fact! Now then, members of the household staff have testified that Miguel Ostos beat...
Clouseau: You fool! You have broken my pointing stick! I have nothing to point with now!... have testified that Miguel Ostos beat Maria Gambrelli frequently. And now, finally comes the sworn statement of Monsieur and Madame Ballon, as well as all the members of the staff, each of them with perfect alibis. Now then, Hercule, What is the inescapable conclusion?
A shot in the Dark
Howard Wolowitz: Okay, I'm a little confused here.
The Big Bang Theory
what? speechless, for once? ...
Blanche: Sorry, I confused you honey. You're supposed to say three positive things that apply to you. You know, like you could say, I'm Dorothy Zbornak...I'm a good speller, and um....I'm very prompt, and um..... well actually there's..., there's no law that says there has to be three.
The Olden Girls
no, forgetful as usual...