All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: What sort of people would replace perfectly good body parts with cybernetic implants?
Enterprise
ppffttt..... lighten up, sweetie...bring a little colour to your ivory white tower...
Wheeler: Women!
Captain Planet and the Planeteers
green is a perfect colour
Jack: I hear that often. But only from poor men.
Samurai Jack
c'mon, you don't even like spinach and broccoli.....now, red, all shades of it- that's a real colour....
Duane: She's just another poor example of how the system is destroying our men.
Car Wash
actually I like both a lot...and broccoli is beautiful too, though not a good plant for home 
Sally: It's a kind of pity that I only like bad men and want to make them good.
Apache Drums
...but you can always put it in a pot to impress your friends who'd be visiting with their pet rabbits or goats ( I was gonna say camels but I don't know if they like broccoli)......you're fibbing again, dr H...you don't like spinach and broccoli..
Ben Cartwright: You and your education.
Bonanza
you mean you know me better than me? you should start eating cactus flowers perhaps...
Spock: I am well-versed in the classics, Doctor.
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
of course I do- you're the exact opposite of me 
...and I've eaten nopales, Genus Opuntia...and they taste like tofu... and for flowers, I prefer sugared rose petals or chrysamthemum...
Michael Scott: Yeah, sure, you know business, sitting up here in your ivory tower...
The Office
chrysanthemum contains also a good insecticide ...and perhaps i should now list all the meals i like...then you'll have a problem that you won't like much anymore...or can only go to MacDumb for eating
Frank Grimes: THIS PLACE IS A PALACE! I MEAN, I LIVE IN A SINGLE ROOM ABOVE A BOWLING ALLEY and below another bowling alley!
"The Simpsons"
only organically grown chysanthemum...dr H...and please- let's see your list..I'm betting all exotic living stuff are in there (and with cephalothorax and chelicerae <shivers>)....
Blackadder: While I'm out Baldrick, I want you to clean this palace from top to bottom. I want this table so clean I could eat my dinner off it.
Black Adder the Third
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well Chrysanthemum contains the insecticide naturally Mlle C. .and the list would be too long.. i eat everything, at least once ...even Chinese decaying and smelly eggs and swallow's nests (though both only once) so be careful And I'm a well-known salad eater...almost every day...