All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jim: Hey, where you going? I hope you're not going off on another one of those Samurai things?
Acropolis Now
The Doctor: You just want to drag the stars down and stick them underground beneath tons of sand and dirt and label them. You're about as far from the stars as you can get.
Doctor Who
Nev: There are stars and there are stars, and then there is you.
Angel
Venom: How sweet, just like in the movies.
Spider-Man 3
Chiana:
Farscape
Voiceover: A deadly curse. A deranged killer. A small town in tears. "Knife After Dark". Rated "R", for "Retarded".
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Radio Announcer: "Tell the people for God's sake to get off the streets! Tell them to go home and lock their windows and doors up tight! We don't know what kind of murder-happy characters we have here!" Chief Dunbar's words were worn out in grisly fashion just hours ago near the small, normally peaceful town of Willard, Pennsylvania, where the driver of a tanker truck was mobbed by a cluster of apparently would-be assassins oblivious to all concerns for their own safety and blindly intent on attacking the driver. The tanker trunk went out of control and plowed into the gas pumps at a well-known eatery and truck stop known as Beakman's. The truck and gas pumps caught on fire and exploded, apparently maiming and killing gas station and restaurant employees, together with a dozen or more patrons, motorists, and pedestrians. Several bodies were found mangled and mutilated. Many others appear to have been carried off by the attackers. Eyewitness accounts described the assassins as ordinary-looking people, misshapen monsters, people who look like they're in a trance, and creatures that look like people but behave like animals. Some tell of seeing victims that looked as if they had been torn apart.
Night of the living death
Metron: I will warn you final time: only a twelfth level intellect has even the slightest hope of surviving what you are about to experience.
Justice League
K.I.T.T.: After surviving that music last night, this was a piece of cake.
Knight Rider
Jack Malone: Was it because you were drinking or are you having problems with your short-term memory?
Without a Trace