All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Miss Scarlet: Sure, I'll eat anything.

Clue

Tick: Ah, savory cheese puffs, made inedible by time and fate.

The Tick

Leela: This is Bender's first meal as chef and he's a little sensitive. So let's try and be supportive.

Futurama

Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.

HS

Ezri Dax: Oh yes. I can remember what each one tastes like. And the way they feel when you... swallow them. Torgud gagh wiggles. Filden gagh squirms. Meshta gagh jumps....

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Morgan Spurlock: At the same time, however, they also masterminded one of their fattest sandwiches to date: the McGriddle. A pancake-wrapped creation that won my heart in Texas, but can pack as much fat as a Big Mac, and have more sugar than a pack of McDonaldland cookies. In fact, their new premium ranch chicken salad with dressing delivers more calories than a Big Mac and 51 grams of fat, 79% of your daily fat intake. Over the course of my McDiet, I consumed 30 pounds of sugar from their food. That's a pound a day. On top of that, I also took in 12 pounds of fat. Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying nobody's supposed to eat this food three times a day. No wonder all this stuff happened to you. But the scary part is: there are people who eat this food regularly. Some people even eat it every day. So, while my experiment may have been a little extreme, it's not that crazy. But here is a crazy idea: Why not do away with your Super Size options? Who needs 42 ounces of Coke? A half pound of fries? And why not give me a choice besides french fries or french fries?

Super Size Me

Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done. (munch munch munch)

HS

Patsy: Poor old fat old thing. Look at her, like a beached whale in designer sheets.

Absolutely Fabulous

Cartman: I am not fat, I'm big-boned.

South Park

Joanna Kersey: That's a euphemism for fat.

Death Wish