All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Channard Cenobite: I recommend... amputation!
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
nope, the suave, sophisticated, stylish Bond....and you're just envious 
Dr. Mark Greene: Pretty nasty. Normally, I'd amputate, but I'm afraid you'd put it on the menu.
ER
but then you meant Connery, the non-blonde... 
Voice-over: How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body.
Monty Python's Flying Circus
nope, I meant Craig, the blonde Bond 
Daphne: Well, we mostly call our body parts by their rightful names. Except my uncle Harold. He named parts of his anatomy after the royal family. He walked on the Queen's Pins, he sat on the Duchess of Kent. He was quite a jolly fellow. That is, until Aunt Kate caught him introducing the Prince of Wales to a cocktail waitress.
Frasier
but he's the non-gentleman and brutal one... 
Hercule Poirot: Ah, yes, of course I do. Enchante, Madame.
Agatha Christie: Poirot
of course not....Bond finally showed a little bit of vulnerability...and Craig's not bad to look at...
Cruella de Vil: Do you know what this means?
101 Dalmatians: The Series
but for me he was more like an underdog fighting for his private revenge...most of the snob-like, jet-setting womaniser attitude of a gentleman agent using exotic weapons is gone (and Connery personified that type in a charming and nice way)...Craig is too normal
Shake: <offscreen> I HEARD IT ALREADY! I KNOW! IT'S A FRICKIN' CURSE!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
oh yeah and about time too....from superagent to normal guy....I could hear the collective sigh of relief from all men...
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: You know, this whole "curse" thing has been widely misinterpreted.
Angel
at least from those who can't distinguish films and reality...and if he's so normal he also should be able to die... 
Honey: Peggy, don't curse the curse, you'll make it worse.
EastEnders
but he can't die....he's a multimillion dollar industry....
Kendra: In case the curse does not succeed, this is my lucky stake. I have killed many vampires with it. I call it Mr. Pointy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
he'll just be replaced if chewed up