All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Meggie Cleary: Oh the cruelty of youth.
The Thorn Birds
...another classic...
Capt. Matthew Gideon: You're too young to be having thoughts this old, Lieutenant.
Crusade
actually..you're really old......
Lisa: And vice-versa.
The Simpsons
You're only as old as you feel
Jean: The wisdom of the ancients.
As Time Goes By
and young as you look....but you're ancient.....
The Doctor: Knowledge. Accumulated wisdom of centuries.
Doctor Who
you are only interested in outward appearances...how wise
Herr Otto Flick: How do you know?
'Allo 'Allo!"
of course.....I'm really wise...
Michael Knight: The wisdom of youth.
Knight Rider
wisdom seems relative nowadays
Valmont: Ta ta. Must make up for my wasted youth. Lead a life of crime perhaps.
Jackie Chan Adventures
oh yeah...a life of crime....howz about it, dr H? ....
Batman: Not at all. I'm an equal-opportunity crime fighter!
Batman
you're too <whatever> for that
Jack Lipnick: It's supposed to be about big men! In tights! Both physically and mentally!
Barton Fink
..I'm too <law-abiding> for that? you know me soo well......