All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sheldon Cooper: I'm afraid I can't allow that. Pursuant to Starfleet General Order 104, Section A, you are deemed unfit and I hereby relieve you of your command.
The Big Bang Theory
Dr. Dalton Millgate: Don't have to be. I have tenure.
The West Wing
Narrator: What do you do for a living?
Fight Club
Willard: In a war there are many moments for compassion and tender action. There are many moments for ruthless action - what is often called ruthless - what may in many circumstances be only clarity, seeing clearly what there is to be done and doing it, directly, quickly, awake, looking at it.
Apocalypse Now
Quark: <incredulous> You're a gun-runner?
Star Trek: DSN
Brennen: Actually, I understand he's a bit of a gun nut. Which means that he's less likely to call the cops and more likely to just... shoot you. So, good luck with that.
Burn Notice
Toshimori Oda: <laughing> Wow! I survived thanks to my great bullet-proof vest!
Battle Royale
Cordelia: Men-folk not always around to protect the women-folk, you know?
Angel
Dr. Rodney McKay:
Star Gate Atlantis
Warden Henry Pope:
Prison Break