All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Rose Tyler: I'll let the Doctor describe it.
Doctor Who
envious as ever...and now, a classic here: you have to catch them first...
Jean-Luc Picard: The technique of a desperate man.
Star Trek: TNG
well a golden cage with even bigger mirrors is a perfect trap...
The Doctor: You are so desperate to stay alive - why don't you *live* a little?
Doctor Who
but they're already too wise to be trapped...besides, it's fake gold....
Worf: Klingons are born, live as warriors, and die.
Star Trek: TNG
stable enough for them and some glass pearls will overcome the so-called wisdom...
Face of Boe: There are better things to do today. Dying can wait.
Doctor Who
no cage has ever been built to keep them in...and pearls? how cheap...I'm pretty sure they prefer some thing sharp...like diamonds...
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Q: You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something. The bottom line is, your life ended about five minutes ago... under the inept ministrations of Dr. Beverly Crusher.
Star Trek: TNG
volatile as always, eh? 
and glass diamonds? No problem... 
Alice Cullen: Would you like to explain to me how your still alive?
New Moon
glass diamonds? and you're cheap, as always......
Kitten: I have nine lives.
Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz
well I'd call it pragmatic, as they looks the same, but are much cheaper...
DuPont: Wait! Wait! Look at me. Look at me. I'm life. I live... I, I breathe... I feel. Now that you know it... can you really take it? Is it really worth the price?
Equilibrium
well, they look the same only to the uninitiated....and coming from you...for sure they'd be the pragmatic variety...
Paris: Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the luxuries.
Pitch Black
you only look at them using a magnifier? Then you anyway cannot enjoy them but just satisfy a type of paranoia