All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Gregory House: You are one evil, cunning woman. It's a massive turn-on.
House M.D.
Satan: And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment!
Animaniacs
Wolf: Oooh, that is what is known as an empty threat.
The 10th Kingdom
Divatox: You mark my words, Rygog, the Power Rangers will pay for this one day! I never accept defeat!
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
King Arthur: You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
The Black Knight: Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur: Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
The Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Dr. Zoidberg: A fight to the death.
Futurama
Hermes Conrad: Our first order of business is lunch. I suggest we start with some lobster Zoidberg... I mean, lobster Newburg... I mean, Doctor Zoidberg.
Futurama
Clark: Russ, go get the hammer.
Ellen: Clark, what do you need a hammer for?
Clark: I'm gonna catch it in the coat... And smack it with the hammer.
Christmas Vacation
Gobber: You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these!
How to Train Your Dragon
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Can I smack him? Just once?
Crusade