All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Ralph Rudy: I like losers, they make me feel better.
The Lives of Angels
Cordelia: I was thinking that, uh, maybe I haven't been entirely fair to you. Maybe you don't actually have *zero* potential.
Angel
Al Bundy: So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born?
Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head.
But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
Married with Children
Homer's complement philosopher....
Christopher Titus: "Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser!
Titus
Sam Weber: No, that's just a character I play.
The Big Chill
The Doctor: No. That's just Millington's name for it. Evil has no name. Trapped inside a flask like a genie in a bottle.
Doctor Who
Lily Munster: Yes, but I hope he doesn't get into trouble with this one. Remember last time? He tried to make a ship inside a bottle. We had to break the bottle to get him out.
The Munsters
Enforcer: Take your bottle, Bootlegger.
Battlestar Galactica
Archie Goodwin: Oh, uh, daggers, uh, narcotics, smuggled goods, and a small illegal immigrant. You wanna have a look?
A Nero Wolfe Mystery
Bruce Wayne: Welcome to my world.
Batman Beyond