All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Lorraine Baker: Now, let's start with some lip gloss.
Cheaper by The Dozen
Trixie: Oh, my God. You're a wicked-cool covert operative masquerading as a sex-toy tycoon?
Bitch Slap
The Doctor: Undercover insects? Talking iguanas? This isn't a research station; it's a free... ring... circus! You should charge admission!
Star Trek: Voyager
Bender: Well, my normal fee is $500, but seeing that it's for you, I'm gonna need it in advance.
Futurama
Edward Bolt: Why don't you trust me? I mean it hurts my feelings.
Escape to Witch Mountain
Trickster: Sure. Tell you what. Survive the next twenty-four hours, we'll talk.
Supernatural
Captain Trunk: Hammer, you are a truly sensitive guy.
Sledge Hammer
Billie Jenkins: You know, it might used to have been more clear-cut, but now men are just wimps or thugs. It's women that are balanced.
Charmed
Homer Simpson: Oh, by the way: I was being sarcastic.
The Simpsons
Greg: Were you this sarcastic before we met or is this something I have done?
Dharma & Greg