All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dee Dee Blasco: We must not look at goblin men / We must not buy their fruits / Who knows upon what soil they fed / Their hungry, thirsty roots?
Doctor Who
Queen Elizabeth: I know why you want to get out of it, because I remember the last time you had a party. I found you face-down in a puddle, wearing a pointy hat and singing a song about goblins.
Blackadder II
Barliman Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf... Oh, yes, I remember! Elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy hat. Not seen him for six months.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Drake Parker: Aw, is it Halloween already? Aren't you a scary little witch?
Drake & Josh
Witch: You're so nice. You're not good, you're not bad, you're just nice. I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right. I'm the Witch. You're the world.
Into the Woods
Agent Smith: The great and powerful Oracle. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me, right? The all-knowing Oracle is never surprised. How can she be, she knows everything. But If that's true, then why is she here? If she knew I was coming, why didn't she leave?
The Matrix Revolutions
The Prospector: Think you're in the middle of a hurricane now? It's time for a showdown.
Mad Dog McCree
Sister Sixto: Carlos is a very good sailor. You know once, he sailed that boat through a hurricane, and that's quite a foot.
The Flying Nun
Francis: <sobbing> Don't tell me not to cry! Maybe my tears will make an ocean, and you can sail off on a boat to a new life without me!
Malcolm in the Middle
Xander: Are those tears of joy? Pain? Revulsion?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer