All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Cordelia: No! I don't care what horrible thing is about to happen: Asteroids are hurtling towards Earth, unspeakable evil is rising in the San Fernando valley, Jar-Jar is getting his own talk show. Whatever, I don't wanna hear about it.
Angel
Velma: All you care about are swimsuit models.
Scooby-Doo
Peter Lyman: I just can't get the vision of you in your swimsuit out of my head.
Scoop
Pamela Anderson's Head: Hello, Fry. Remember me from "Baywatch: the Movie?"
Futurama
....yeah sure.....
James: Not only does he own a personalized matching set of crocodile-skin luggage, but his favourite TV program is Baywatch. So you see there's always someone sadder than you.
Sliding Doors
Lois Lane: Well I'm not happy, but I am closing in on bored.
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Jack McFarland: You're a follower without an ounce of decency.
Will & Grace
Marcel: I had the decency to kill it before eating it. I'm not completely without compassion.
Strange Things Happen at Sundown
Giles: It's particularly vicious. It's a sort of, um, demon foot soldier, bred during the Mahkash wars. Trained solely to kill, they feed off the brains of their foes.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dr. Kila Marr: Its needs are to slaughter people by the thousands. It is nothing but a giant killing machine!
Star Trek: The Next Generation