All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Young Trooper: I bet you had all sorts of fun when you tore that young man apart back there. But you see, here in the great state of New Mexico, we do support the death penalty.
The Hitcher
John the bum: Death is definitely a penalty! It ain't no f*ckin' gift!
The Fisher King
Klaatu: This power cannot be revoked. At the first sign of violence, they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is, we live in peace, without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war. Free to pursue more... profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works.
The Day the Earth Stood Still
"This air isn't free, you pay for every breath. One way or other, what you get, you pay for."
R Heinlein’s The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Tell you what? You adopt Cheese, and I'll toss in Crackers for free.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Maxwell Smart: Just a minute, not so fast. This may be the old bomb in the bon bon box trick.
Get Smart
Gimli: Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Borg: Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Michael Eddington: You know, in some ways you're worse than the Borg. At least they tell you about their plans for assimilation. You're more insidious... you assimilate people and they don't even know it.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Buffy: I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every, single person on the face of the Earth to do it.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(that's how nice I am too... )