All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Captain James T. Kirk: Yes, I think most of us are attracted by beauty and repelled by ugliness. One of the last of our prejudices. At the risk of sounding prejudiced, gentlemen: here's to beauty. <raises while holding up his glass>
Star Trek
Prof. Orlof: You know, I bet it was a butterfly attracted to the light, and that's all.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Brigadier: You attract trouble Doctor. You always did.
Doctor Who
Dylan Hunt: Because I love to see you squirm. Mr. Harper, it's not our job to avoid trouble.
Andromeda
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Put on your best poker face, Number One.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Baron Münchhausen: Smart-looking face is not a sign of intellect. All the dumb things in the world are done with that facial expression. Smile, gentlemen, smile.
Tot samyy Myunkhgauzen
(I guess "Myunkhgauzen" is Japanese for "Münchhausen" )
Lexi: Where's your ugly face? Oh, wait-- there it is!
Four Kings
Erik: Feast your eyes! Glut your soul on my accursed ugliness!
The Phantom of the Opera
Allen Francis Doyle: Too bad we'll never know
Angel
Jade: And if the monkey has the shape shifter power, how do we know it's even a monkey anymore?
Jackie Chan Adventures