All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Pauly Shore: Karma is a bitch!
Entourage
Teresa Lisbon: Bad karma doesn't have an expiration date.
The Mentalist
Raziel: You two are a pair... you're just as fatalistic as he is.
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver II
Jackie Tyler: Well, I reckon you're mad, the pair of you. It's like you go looking for trouble.
Doctor Who
Whatever Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Enjoy it while it lasts, women are trouble.
NCIS
Charlie Pace: Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless.
Lost
Rajnesh Koothrappali: Everyone knows genetic diversity produces the strongest offspring. Why not put a little mocha in your latte?
The Big Bang Theory
Vala Mal Doran: I know nothing about your fair planet... other than it seems to have a rather interesting if somewhat limited gene pool.
Stargate SG 1
Miss Constance Scattergoods: A thinning gene pool is a terrible thing to witness. Ah, civilization's crowning achievement: the cocktail hour.
The Love Letter
Brooke: Thank you for coming, Nate.
Nathan Scott: Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol.
One Tree Hill