All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Nurse Chapel: Dr. McCoy thought you might say something like that. This is his officially logged prescription for you. It has one word on it : eat. Now if you don't follow his orders, Dr. McCoy could and possibly would have you hauled down to sickbay and fed intravenously.
Star Trek
well luckily I've a key as PI.... 
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No! No! I am deciding, i-n-g -ing.
Bones
well, I better report you to the ATF then....hah, one more agency to run from....
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Lionel Logue: Vulgar, but fluent; you don't stammer when you swear.
The King's Speech
whatever ATF is, one of your bureaucratic inventions?
Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: I swear to the gods I'm going to beat the crap out of both of you as soon as I get better...
Battlestar Galactica
oh yeah...but a very scary bureaucratic invention....even rhymes with WTF.......
McCoy: Because of your Vulcan physique, I've prepared an extremely potent shot for you. However, I thought you'd might like to know that I've removed all the breakables from sickbay.
Star Trek
so it's one of your nightmares and I don't have to care for it...
Aunt Deedy: Elbow! Grandma's always breaking something, mostly the ten commandments.
Mokey
well, it's an all powerful nightmare so you can't escape from it....
Young Sam: She loved you! You think she'd be happy, you using her as an excuse?
Supernatural
you watched too many Steven King film-adaptations
Wilfred Mott: I won't tell her. Best not... just keep it as our little secret, eh?
Doctor Who
Stephen King films pale compare to your nightmares....
Hugo Reyes: In "Empire", Luke found out Vader was his father, but instead of putting away his lightsaber and talking about it, he overreacted and got his hand cut off. I mean, they worked it out eventually, but at what cost? Another Death Star was destroyed, Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc, and we got the Ewoks. It all could've been avoided if they just, you know, communicated. And let's face it, the Ewoks sucked, dude.
Lost
with your imagination it would end in a romantic family film plot a la Disney....really a nightmare
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Don't listen to him, okay. His idea of communication is - is he drops a witty one-liner and then shoots you in the face. Don't worry about it!
Hawaii Five-O
well, still better than your bloody, gory fantasies which don't have happy endings...only bits and pieces of stuff...
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