All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Chico: Well. This is the kind of arithmetic I like.

The Magnificent Seven
nope, only three-day long eye lashes...

Beverly: Is that a rhetorical point, or would you like to do the math?

The Big Bang Theory
and they grow so fast, you have to shave them?

Dr. Zefram Cochrane: That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that?

Star Trek: First Contact
yup, with a pink miniaturised lawn mower.......

Jen Clark: Uh-huh. You said that in your opinion, I was "a narcissistic sociopath with no moral compass". Did you really think that Yale was going to listen to you? A guidance counselor? Especially, after I told all of them how you hold an irrational grudge against me?

90210
but an epilator would be more effective (and painful)

Lisa Simpson: Congratulations. You are now officially a sociopath.

The Simpsons
and you think that a lawn mower is not effective and painful?

Irene: Good luck, Betty dear. Take care of yourself. And be careful.

Mulholland Drive
if the sickle bar is sufficiently blunt...

Obi-Wan: In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.

Star Wars
the lawn mower you use still has a sickle bar? ppfftt...it's already the 21st century you know...

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: You know you sound like a fortune cookie?

Criminal Minds
you use laser beams, that also scorch your retina? Ouch...

Richard Karinsky: My fortune cookie was empty. Which, by the way, is the title of my autobiography.

Caroline in the City
no no no... cos I've got the coolest esp-designed Cyclops sunglasses which have a tiny aperture just for the perfect trimming of my lashes.......

Ed Reynolds: Yes, about that title. It strikes us as very inflammatory. Why don't we change it to 'Plan 9 from Outer Space'.

Ed Wood
oh I understand, a nerdy tool for fashion victims...