All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Fine. If you want to make a change, you *make* a change. Otherwise let me do my job and let me hatch this egg!
Bones
but shld we be trusting your failing memory? you probably drank ginger ale and ate a pound of velveeta 
Captain Sloan: Now, the business at hand is an incubator, that is if my lieutenant understood what your colonel said you captains want.
MASH
well, doesn't it result in the same? 
Yar: I'd say it's been a few years since you've hatched an egg.
Eema: <laughing> You're right - so let me practice on your head!
Dinosaur
ppfft...like your mouldy cheese and cough syrup? oh yeah....
Dad: I'm just yolkin' with ya, egghead.
Frailty
you just confused it with your premature cheese and (Canadian) icewine 
The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have.
Alice in Wonderland
...what's our poutine without our cheese curds? and you've never even drank our icewine- so quiet in the cheap seats!!!
Emma: I think I've sustained enough head injuries for one day.
Degrassi
well here those curds aren't even called cheese..and I drank Austrian icewine...that's enough
Ishi Nakamura: Did it work, Hiro? Do you remember?
Heroes
ppffttt...one test for a lifetime worth of conclusions?....some kind of scientist you are, sweetie.....
Saito: You remind me of someone... a man I met in a half-remembered dream. He was possessed of some radical notions.
Inception
but I'm not a wine scientist...and as I'm definitely not a fan of sweet wines, one try was enough
Saito: Dare you take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone.
Inception
chicken..bokbokbokbok.......
Kleinmann: I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
Shadows and Fog
and that said the cheese wimp