All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Hana Gitelman:I can find them, Ted... and you can nuke them.
Heroes
Mirror Master: That's a rumor! A complete exaggeration! And anyway, it was a laser pistol.
Justice League
Lester Highsmith: Is that a water pistol?
Monk
Disguised Voice: It's a bluff to scare you off the story.
Alias
Maxwell Smart: If you're trying to scare me, Chief, you're wasting your time. I don't know the meaning of the word fear.
Get Smart
Tabitha Wilson: Just because you're a bunch of rich brats doesn't mean you can't have angst.
90210
Lenny Nero: Look... everyone needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometimes, it's what we are.
Strange Days
Dr. Lilith Sternin: You've led another unsuspecting innocent down one of your dark, dead-end Freudian hallways.
Frasier
Sarah Cassidy: Does the word "enlightenment" ever come your way?
Panic
Captain Kathryn Janeway: I'm going to make every effort to do that. But I didn't come here for personal enlightenment. I'm trying to save a member of my crew.
Star Trek: Voyager