All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Frank Burns: Soap operas now. You're deteriorating by the minute.
MASH
yes, they just evolve with your chemical help 
Joey: Oh I don't watch soap operas. I mean excuse me, I have a life you know.
Jimmy Olsen: I figured you could use an escape from your real-life soap opera.
Smallville
well they adapt to your environment, and you create this way an especially tough and resistant insect strain, just like hospitals their MRSA
yours is then called MRACB
Clark Kent: Well, who knows? Maybe one day, we'll get to fly in the real world.
Smallville
MRACB? most resistant anti-casandra bugs? wow...I've always my name in an acronym somewhere...
Christof: If his was more than just a vague ambition, if he was absolutely determined to discover the truth, there's no way we could prevent him.
The Truman Show
multi resistant and the A was something else I forgot already....you should publish it 
Brock Samson: Alright, fine crybaby. Tie him up and, I guess, gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.
The venture Bros
oh yeah...multi-resistant sounds better and I'm definitely publishing it...
Sheldon: Where he comes from, that's punishable by death.
TBBT
the A was for Against...and good idea to publish it, then the people with MRACB-infested homes know whom to sue
Ted: Now say it without winking.
How I Met Your Mother
but why me? they shld sue the stubborn bugs....
Judge: The death sentence is mandatory in this case
12 Angry Men
but they are your creatures...surely you'll find the code CASANDRA somewhere in their DNA code even if it's a wobble then
Sloan: Let's make a deal, Doctor: I'll spare you the 'ends justify the means'-speech and you spare me the 'we must do what's right'-speech. You and I are not going to see eye to eye on this subject, so I suggest we stop discussing it.
Star Trek: DSN
ppfftt...they can only have the casandra code if they're pretty but bec they're all creepy, then surely not....