All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Wendy Ward: You're welcome. Here's your bill.
Action
just to repeat: depends how you define 'winning' in that poll.... 
Agent Simmons: <deep sigh> The man's an extortionist.
Transformers
and you're the guy who plays with numbers all day 
... if it's a poll for beauty and exceptional talent- I win, if it's for delusion, you win....what? this is just simple arithmetic........ 
Bender: I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.
Futurama
again I could ask, in what are you exceptionally talented? In having delusions?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Oh, yeah? Who knows more about extortion, me or you?
The Sopranos
in cheerleading of course ...I can even do cartwheels- exceptionally well....
Gina: I only blackmail people who can afford it! I know what I'm doing!
Santa Barbara
therefore you have a cheerleading dress and all that and the cartwheels as a result of a skating tumble?
Riley Vashtee: Are you sure? We only get one chance.
Doctor Who
..I never tumble accidentally......and of course, one has to dress up properly- with lots of frills and laces- very good camouflage too...
Sydney Bristow: Last chance to bail out.
Alias
that claim all the tumbling people : and tell us more about your until now unknown, hidden life with lots of frills and laces...
Richard M. Nixon: I'm not a quitter, never have been. But I'm not stupid either. A trial would kill me, that's what they want. They won't get it.
Nixon
hmmm...I have posted some in youtube...but it would be hard to ID me, what with all that warpaint...
Col. Saul Tigh: I am not interested in excuses. Fix it.
Battlestar Galactica
that should be easy then to detect, the videos where the cheerleader or dancer stumbles, that are yours
Dr. Rodney McKay: What am I, MacGyver? Fix it with what?
Stargate: Atlantis
well, goodluck then....hint: you can narrow down your search if you include beaver cap, bear fur, gold tooth and ice rink....