All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Nicky: What is this? Is it Dad's birthday?
Little Nicky.
Tracy Jordan: I don't need a birthday, 'couse I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, they're often a surprise. 
30 Rock
Georgina Sparks: Did you get my present? 
Gossip Girl
yup, where is it? 
Bonnie Bennett: Oh, right I forgot. Give me a sec, gran says I need to concentrate. 
The Vampire Diaries
where is what?  
Dick Harper: Write me a check. 
Fun with Dick and Jane
my check!!! 
Adele Malone: I'm not indigent. I'm not poor. I... I just run out of money. 
White Mama
as long as you don't need a covered one  
Oscar Leroy: Oh sure, big spender! Go ahead! But just remember, money talks. But it don't sing and dance. And it don't walk! 
Corner Gas
actually, I demand a blank one....that shld cover all the damages....
Maximillian Cohen: I'm trying to understand our world. I don't deal with petty materialists like you. 
Pi
finally a Pi-quote...  and you'll get a blank one with auto-ignition......something that, after you wrote a 1.000.000$ on it, tells you: "cheque will self-destruct in five seconds."
 and you'll get a blank one with auto-ignition......something that, after you wrote a 1.000.000$ on it, tells you: "cheque will self-destruct in five seconds."   And a camera to see your face then...
 And a camera to see your face then... 
Crow: Natural born cheapskates. 
Mystery Science Theatre
 ....I'm not that dumb to fall for that crap check....
....I'm not that dumb to fall for that crap check....
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, I know this one! Uh, because people are good, decent, and caring. Either that or people are cowards. If I'm mean to you, you'll be mean to me. Mutually-assured destruction. 
House MD
but if greed makes you blind  
