All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Squall: So, basically, the opposite of you?
Final Fantasy
lucrative and smart-aleck, but not cute 
Howard Wolowitz: No, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up.
TBBT
ppfftt..and you're just as envious as ever....
Sam Bosco: Let me communicate this to you. You're the party entertainer. A clown. Fresh leads? I wouldn't tell you where the bathroom was if your ass was on fire. Do we have a good understanding now?
The Mentalist
about your bad taste? Certainly not. 
Sookie Stackhouse: No. That's why I like you so much. I can't hear you at all. You have no idea how peaceful it is after a lifetime of "blah, blah, blah."
True Blood
nope, not mine but of Mickey's charm and popularity......
Xander Harris: Uh-huh. Just working through a little hysterical deafness here.
Buffy
not really, he's popular only for people with mickey mouse degrees
Charlie Harper: Alright, are you gonna come back inside or do I have to drag you in by your big flappy monkey ears ?
Two and A Half Men
well, for a company which is netting about 8 billion dollars a year, I think Mickey did pretty well and therefore deserves a degree named after him...perhaps it's time to consider changing careers?
Doctor Leonard McCoy: You can never trust anybody, and people who look like pointy-eared hobgoblins are definitely at the bottom of the list.
Star Trek: Judgment Rites
well better no degree than a Mickey-Mouse degree
and this is the antidote: Rat Fink
Peter Parker: Look at little Goblin Junior. Gonna cry?
Spider Man 3
is it your relative, darling...bec I can see the resemblance......
Morticia Frump Addams: What's this? Tears on our very own holiday? Why, all those nice witches and goblins flying around...
The Addams Family
nope it's Mickey's unruly brother, the black sheep of the family...and that makes him likeable
Homer Simpson: Oh, I miss my friends from drunk driving class. They were so cool.
The S
ppfftt....so that makes him your idol then...tormenting the poor moi....
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