All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Nina Van Horn: Oh, that is so sweet! I really needed that today.
Just Shoot Me!
but......................
Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres: I'm stopping this before my blood sugar levels overload.
Star Trek: Voyager
Claus von Bülow: Now, two injections of insulin and I'm a doctor.
Reversal of Fortune
Richard Fish: Thank you. And in your career as a doctor, have you ever been - um, how do I say this - uh, wrong?
Ally McBeal
...I guess--all the time....
Dr. Eric Vornoff: My dear Professor Strowsky, twenty years ago, I was banned from my home land, parted from my wife and son, never to see them again. Why? Because I suggested to use the atom elements, for producing super beings, beings of unthinkable strength and size. I was classed as a madman, a charlatan, outlawed in a world of science which previously honoured me as a genius. Now here in this forsaken jungle Hell I have proven that I am alright. No, Professor Strowski, it is no laughing matter.
Bride of the Monster
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yeah, that's not funny.
Bones
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Daniel Striped Tiger: Do you know any knock-knock jokes?
MisteRogers' Neighborhood
...missed you today dr H....
Leela: Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.
Futurama
Ash: Ever heard of a time out? Because the next "time" you talk, I'm gonna knock you the hell "out!"
Evil Dead: Regeneration
Tim: You're darn right, more power; I've already chunked and chiseled this baby out, and now all I need is a small explosion to knock the pieces out.
Home Improvement
Cadpig: And we know what *that* will be like: a little gratuitous violence, a little male bonding, a big explosion at the end. KABLAM! They're all the same.
101 Dalmatians: The Series
Mrs. Slocombe: That's typical! It HAS to be a woman, they CAN'T have a man! It's sexual discrimination.
Are You Being Served?
