All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Trevor: What about a medieval joust? Just think of the promotional possibilities! Buttons, fanny packs, videotapes for the spectators!
Married with Children
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Oh, no. This is a fight to the death.
Enterprise
Marcus: It's a bit hard for you to l*** me when you're dead, isn't it?
About a Boy
(a bit of censorship )
Liam: You never know.
Ballykissangel
Lennier: You never know what it's all about until later when it's too late.
Babylon 5
Jack Sparrow: To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Sully Sullivan: If there's one thing I've learnt in my one day of work, it's that life's too short. And I may have a learning disability.
The Loop
Chris Cutter: Good God! Listen to yourself. Are you some kind of moral dyslexic.
Men with Brooms
Lone Starr: It's a moral conundrum I've chosen to ignore, ok, princess?
Spaceballs: The Animated Series
Young Prince: Remember the next time that when you see, hear and speak no evil, you also keep clear of the wine.
Hou fu ma
same goes for you too dr H.........