All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Angel: It's not an easy spell. I mean, hawthorn berries, and lungwort, and...and bile. We need bile. I-I don't know if we can get everything.
Angel
Duke Igthorn: You messed up the recipe. You aren't under my spell.
Adventures of the Gummi Bears
Herr Otto Flick: An unusual recipe, known only to Von Smallhausen and the inmates of the Amsterdam nuthouse.
Allo 'Allo!
Linguini: It's like a stew, right? Why do they call it that? If you're gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious. Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat" and "patootie." Rat-patootie, which does not sound delicious.
Ratatouille
Jackson Stewart: But Sharon's making guaca- guaca- guaca... very colorful stuff... very delicious...
Hannah Montana
Sandy Cheeks: Holy guacamole!
SpongeBob SquarePants
Riley Freeman: Fine. Mrs. Dubois I'm sorry your peach cobbler looks like vomit with peas.
The Boondocks
(have a look on the wikipedia image of guacamole)
Sick, Sad World Announcer: What's that you're really stirring in your tea? Honey, or bee vomit? Animal secretions that make us say yum! Tonight, on Sick, Sad World.
Daria
...really.....
Prince Zuko: Uncle, that's what ALL tea is.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Troy: That's because it's cheap...
Angus