Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
hulk
but that's because I tell him/her that about you...but the memory is quite short...the next day your mean thoughts are new to him/her....
anyway it's time to make peace...
hunk
then I'll be the better "man" but I still would like to sell him tho ...
chunk
anyway it's a small innocent invertebrate in it's cage...it's its home, carefully lined with it's own webs and a small cavern (self dug) and a stick of wood where it hides...and you want to displace this poor animal from this homey familiar place? You're really heartless...
chipmunk
but it eats birds and beavers......or at least you need to give it live food that it has to murder first and then eat it raw...ugghh...it's just playing for your sympathy...but I can thru all its cobwebs and traps...
...no wonder it doesn't like me....
squirrel
but its an animal and not a human being, animals are never evil ...and it feeds only on some crickets and beetles...never saw a bird in it's lifetime and beavers anyway not...perhaps I should show those animals to it, if would have sufficient view...
hoarder
it has never ever seen a bird? not even on TV? a very big gap in its education and it's all your fault, dr H...you've not been performing your duties as its caregiver...you shld first try with pictures from books and magazines....
Compulsive hoarding
but I've enough to do to protect it from mean attacks from people like you...it needs conservation and a calm place like a ivory tower scientist
fire hazard
...oh sure...protect it from itself...and the ivory tower is such a perfect safe and boring place...
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fire-extinguisher
nope...defend it from you... and because its cultural needs (and abilities) are similar to that of a stone, a calm and quite place with a constant temperature and humidity are more than enough...
combustibles
huh, me? but I would never harm a single bristle on its soft belly <shivers>...I just wanna sell it, you know...like a precious stone..and then you don't need to do any more temp and humidity adjustments......