Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
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or a hail storm....perhaps one of biblical proportions...hail stones as big as Mac quarter pounders......
top gear
well I've no car, so I don't care as long as I'm not outsides then... and you have violent imaginations again, but why?
snow gear
because it's not fair that we're the only one with giant hail stones...they shld at least hit your windows and cause a bit of damage......
snow plough
but you are the real north and should be used and prepared for this... buy an armoured umbrella
snow mobile
of course, we're used to this but you shld be too...just in case, you finally get the same weather as ours...you need a better armoured helmet........now you see how much I care about you?
snow white
but we won't get the same weather, we're supposed to have Mediterranean weather soon
death sleep
ppfftt..that would be ours actually...and so you will get ours a s a fair exchange..... then I will have all the coconut trees that I've always dreamed of.....
coma
dream on darling, or move to Malaysia if you really want it... or do you want that sasquatchs, beavers and elks die of heat shocks?
comma
nope, of course not...we'll just have to shave all of them...just think of us like Noah equipped with an electric shaver leading the furry animals inside his Ark...and I can make a toupee for you darling...
commission
but I don't want and need a toupee, whereas you want a fur coat....darling, it won't work with a shaver and some volunteering beavers...