Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
meltdown
ahh...yup the busey busey spidey.....so are you volunteering to do my tons of stuff then? You can start by dusting my place from top to bottom...and I've a miniature crystal collection- kinda better and more expensive than Swarovski....they need to be brushed lightly and then wiped gently one by one...about 224 of them...
cool down
no problem, where is the dish washer?
cool off
..you will feed my delicate crystal collection (most of them heirloom pieces) to that monster called dish washer? ppfftt...the peak of cruelty....and what kind of a duster are you?
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Spent fuel pool
it's glass, so it should resist a dish washer...I'll use a low temperature and mild detergent you see I'm a pragmatic duster...
wading pool
well, ok..lazybones duster...you may use the dishwasher but I'd insist that you wrap them up first individually in felt or bubble plastic esp cut to mold them perfectly....and then youhave to do them in batches of 10...and you've to do this at least every other day...and then you can move on to my shoes....I've to count them tonight....I can't bear to see a single speck of dust, eh.......
swiming pool
I see you're obsessed with all, and it's environmental pollution to wrap them up individually...on or two old socks should be enough... . And shoes? I guess we first start a sorting out until there's a selection you really need...poor people will need the others more...
gene pool
ppfftt...but your job can't be that easy....you're a volunteer remember..so you shld work.....and no one can give away my shoes...they all have stories to tell....thus a great part of my personal history......
and I've to leave now...to enjoy the sun and the cold...really dualistic...you enjoy the rest of your Saturday night my darling worst ever volunteering old dude......
genome
sometimes you have to get rid of some history and ballast... and volunteering? I need regular breaks, naps and meals...
and it's time...good night darling the obsessed RH hoarding shoes and other stuff...
gnome
ppfftt...some volunteer you are, dr H...and I offer no breaks, no naps and no meals...take it or leave it...
hey guys..and a beautiful and sunny Sunday to all.....enjoy the last hours of the weekend...
dwarf
Hi Mlle C...better do your chores alone then, lazybone...