Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
CPR
I bet you'd be needing more the kite-untangling equipment..but it would be easier to just shoot you down in the end...
first aid
I know why I avoid beaches, too many trigger-happy Canadians around
band aid
but we don't have guns and rockets....only crossbows....and it's only to help bring you and your kite down safely....
useless celebrities
sure, sneakily with a silent weapon... but you'd anyway jeopardise your own life using this weapon, therefore better do what you always do on beaches: be a bum
celebrations
and I'm a perfect one.......just bring your GPS so you won't get lost in the forest....and amulets too cos there could be ghouls and goblins and whatnots in there...
xmas
no contradiction and I always wanted to start a career as crypto-zoologist...ghouls and goblins and not to forget bigfoot are welcome
X-men
you want to investigate your kin? ...yup, I can feel the connection...and you won't find our sasquatch where you're going...
x-ray
yup, your kin (the beach bums) already left for warmer climates
film
well, I'm gonna follow them soon....I only need to win the lotto...
and I've to go now...to buy the lottery tickets ...have a good night's rest in preparation for your holidays, my darling aspiring crypto-zoologist old dude...enjoy yourself but don't do anything I wouldn't do....
...and post a pic of our sasquatch if you do see him...nightynight and oyasuminasai...
movie
you lost your braveness or what?
anyway I leave too now...good night you wanna-be beach bum RH, enjoy your weekend (at least ) and take care too