Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
Cream
...that's what I call LOVE (or justice, nope, more precisely punishment).....ok, perhaps there was a bit of a study in female anatomy which really tipped the scale....but this is a science forum anyhow....but won't I make a good diplomat, don't you think?
Then what about your toes? You've got callouses yet cos the girls must be keeping you on them all the time....
Clotted cream
callouses on toes, and I'm growing eyes in the back of my head! I can't wait until they start dating...NOT!
scones
have you thought about sending your daughters to a convent? my sister is thinking about doing that with her tween girls.
Devonshire tea.
Convent? No (but I may consider it!). No, I think I'll follow the lead of a pig-shooting bishop mate of mine (yep, we breed our bishops tough here in OZ), who greeted his daughter's date at the front door with the double-barrelled shotgun cracked open over his forearm: the boys always got his daughters home on time, oddly enough! ROFL
Yerba Mate
....a double-barrelled shotgun, eh.....and here we were just "pulling-hair" .....convents shld be the last resort tho.......gosh, I really like your girls now, swanny ....
Bombilla
violence or a threat of it may help...
cafe con piernas
it's not nice when parents try to keep you away from their daughters.... those were the days!
Chile
but if you reach parent-stage you'll think different (or you have ugly daughters... )
Michelle Bachelet
hahaha.....it is a looong time until then and there is no possible way my daughters will be ugly
Pinochet
....ouch....then you just have to pay a mean dowry for each....
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