Capricorn:

You will finally succeed with the experiment that has been holding you up. With great satisfaction you will present the results to your boss, he will not offer any acknowledgment of your skill. Be satisfied with the knowledge that soon you will leave this lab for somewhere wonderful. Yes, this is delusional, but it will help you get through the other experiments that are proving difficult. You can do it. You will miss your mother’s birthday; she is disappointed in you and wonders why you are still a student. The internal ordering system has collapsed. You cannot order those primers in for another month. Do not stress about this, the q-pcr machine is faulty, and won’t be fixed for the next 6 months. The replacement machine is temperamental, and results will change with each run. Consider wearing your lucky t-shirt every day until the old machine is back. Deodorant is unnecessary. Lucky colours: I-thought-salmon-sperm-was pink and syber-green-mm-isn’t-actually green. Lucky numbers: 1e-9 and 1e-15


ok... yes i am psychic (or psychotic)... the future speaks to me through the stars.

Aries

Life is complicated now by your impatience because knowing what you want doesn't mean that you'll be able to get it right away. Your irrepressible impulsive behavior could escalate a complex situation, yet you can make it easier on yourself and others if you just stop a moment and think about what you are going to do before it is too late. But recognizing the most sensible strategy isn't enough; you must also follow through with constructive action.

Kind of true for what is happening . . .

Gemini

The desks provided at work are child-sized. Writing that paper or thesis is giving you upper back problems. You cannot sue the institute, and complaining will only make the manager grow stronger - he is a mutant and destroying your dreams is his food. Work place health and safety have decided that breathing is dangerous. You must wear a full face mask and hairnet to use the microwave. The lab is full of students. There is no one to offer you advice on how to proceed with the new data you have generated, because all the qualified staff is too expensive to be kept on. You are alone, and funding is running out. Try taking a workshop on how to make your grant sexy. Do not eat the leftovers from the lab-heads dinner; it will make you ill to know that they have it so much better than you. Consider giving up and look for work as an accountant. Lucky colours: the-air-conditioner-is-too-cold blue and my-buffer-spilled-in-the-autoclave orange. Lucky numbers 0.00005 and 3.52e-5

...you shld syndicate this V....but something's missing here tho.....the love/hate relationships part...the mutant managers and piggy lab-heads don't count...and btw, what is 3.52e-5 ....bec I'm gonna buy a lottery ticket tonight...

1 mg = 3.52e-5 ounces

i have a poster on my desk with the mass unit conversions... it's up there.

V

hmmm...but do I have to convert....that seems a lot of work....why do you think I buy lottery tickets for? Besides, that's only 3 numbers...and I need 6...

Scorpio:

"Today you may find yourself leaning towards spiritual practices and pursuits. Explore your inner spiritual world and nurture the part of you that connects with a force larger than yourself. This exploration and journey will bring you lots of benefits, as well as a sense of peace. You may find that your health benefits as a result of your introspection."


second time in the week, i will be leaning towrds spirituality! oh well!!

Aries

Taking a risk may seem like a good idea in the moment, but an unsuccessful shortcut could require you to go over the same territory again and again until you learn your lesson. Remembering past experiences can cast a shadow on the potential of current ones, especially if you believe that time is running out. Even if you feel the pressure building, don't trick yourself into thinking there is a quick fix. A long road can lead you to your destination, but it will take time and hard work.

Does this mean I should not try any short cut with Stati but make each and every damn graph? Damn!

Today may be one of those days, dear Sagittarius, when you don't know which way to turn. You are going around a rotary, and none of the roads look good to you. For some reason, your car doesn't want to turn off, and you keep going around and around and around. If you can, just stop the car, and take a rest. Get out, and walk around for a while until your head stops spinning. Wait until the air clears before making your next major move.


I think what is implied is that I have to buy a CAR!!!!

"For those of you who have some family and friends residing overseas, then today is a day when you are very likely to reconnect with them again. Keep your house tidy because you may find you have some unexpected guests dropping in on you for a few days. In return for your kindness and hospitality, you may be repaid with an invitation to travel abroad for a holiday!"

whooppee!!!!!!!! i hope I m invited to Machhu Pichhu............