I like the part about the miserable people
I think to embrace mine would take some very interesting drugs

...don't you hate all these super cheerful people? So yup, for effective neutralisation, we have to be miserable back...and who's your horoscopoliogist again?

super cheerful people- yes!

My astrologer is Johnathan cainer

LiL, Ur horoscopologist might have watched Inception recently.

Aries

Today's Full Moon occurs in your 12th House of Privacy sending mixed messages and bringing awareness as it shines light into your subconscious mind. You may promise a co-worker that you'll keep a secret, but your intentions are better than your follow-through as flamboyant Jupiter in your sign runs through some tricky territory now. However, sharing what you know could be smarter than anyone currently realizes.

so what do I do?

Doki on Tue Aug 24 03:32:12 2010 said:

I haven't seen inception to comment, but I know mine is a strange one and there's more today

Aquarius
Five: Your legs are heavy. Four: Your eyelids are heavy too. Three: You are feeling very, sleepy. Two: You are floating on a fluffy cloud. One: You are away with all the fairies. Listen now, please, to this gentle new age music. Tra la la. Tinkly tinkly. Very good. Next, please, envisage your day to be full of pure bright light. No fear or aggravation exists, just joy. Now... on the count of three, wake up and smile. All you need for success, today, is to remain relaxed and positive. That's going to be easier than you might think.

I'm smiling, does this mean it worked?

it worked better for me. I am not just smiling but ROTFLing.

Aries

You may feel strongly about doing what's right at work today and finishing what you start, yet you become even more serious as the day continues to unfold. The pressure of understanding what needs to be done reaches a threshold and you have no other option but to take care of unfinished business. Once you get going, it's not necessary to work fast; keeping up a steady pace is all that's required.

Let the analysis begin!

wow- your guy is fairly specific there...have you got projects on the go? That one could be for me today- now I'm writing a fellowship proposal.

good luck, LiL. Be relaxed and positive!

Thanks Nabi.

However apparently the cosmos cares for me! so no worries then

Aquarius
Yesterday, in your forecast, I attempted a little hypnotherapy. I tried to lull you into a gentle, relaxed frame of mind, in the hope that I could then 'plant' a suggestion that would stay with you for a while. If you read that prediction, I can probably take you back to the trance now. If you didn't, hey, we can still get you there! You don't really need to bend your mind or put yourself into a special zone. You just need to know that the cosmos cares about you and that the current astrological alignments are auspiciously encouraging. Trust that.