hobglobin on Dec 16 2009, 04:03 PM said:

casandra on Dec 16 2009, 09:56 PM said:

you have a very complicated life then.....for this month, mine is :

"A cartoon from Eastern Europe involving a talking tea set, a tea pot with oversized lips, or a purchase of some 'special' tea that makes a tea pot talk in your own mind, are well starred this month, as Jupiter spins its influence eclectically.

Guffaws, side-splitting laughter, but not chuckling, are well starred, especially in any specifically seasonal based pursuits.

The term 'I'll take that to the bank', 'You can take that to the bank' and 'You can bank on it' may lead to deafening pauses in any animated conversations with the possibility of the conversational equivalent of tumbleweed in the desert at times. (The use of the word bank is not likely to be well starred until well into the 2020s.)

This month your destiny is in charge of a real metaphorical lighthouse."


I like this "being in charge of a metaphorical lighthouse." Can you imagine me in charge, dr H?

Not really complicated, like yours... and in charge of what? Ambiguous....and you remember that I always assume the worst...

casandra on Dec 16 2009, 10:32 PM said:

hobglobin on Dec 16 2009, 04:03 PM said:

casandra on Dec 16 2009, 09:56 PM said:

you have a very complicated life then.....for this month, mine is :

"A cartoon from Eastern Europe involving a talking tea set, a tea pot with oversized lips, or a purchase of some 'special' tea that makes a tea pot talk in your own mind, are well starred this month, as Jupiter spins its influence eclectically.

Guffaws, side-splitting laughter, but not chuckling, are well starred, especially in any specifically seasonal based pursuits.

The term 'I'll take that to the bank', 'You can take that to the bank' and 'You can bank on it' may lead to deafening pauses in any animated conversations with the possibility of the conversational equivalent of tumbleweed in the desert at times. (The use of the word bank is not likely to be well starred until well into the 2020s.)

This month your destiny is in charge of a real metaphorical lighthouse."


I like this "being in charge of a metaphorical lighthouse." Can you imagine me in charge, dr H?

Not really complicated, like yours... and in charge of what? Ambiguous....and you remember that I always assume the worst...

with the feng shui red and green and pink..isn't that complicated enough? And I'd be in charge of the metaphorical lighthouse... It's a big metaphorical responsiblity...I can either lead men to metaphorical safety or let them crash against the metaphorical waves to end up floating dead in the metaphorical ocean......I wonder which one is metaphorically sound....

hobglobin on Dec 16 2009, 04:54 PM said:

casandra on Dec 16 2009, 10:32 PM said:

hobglobin on Dec 16 2009, 04:03 PM said:

casandra on Dec 16 2009, 09:56 PM said:

you have a very complicated life then.....for this month, mine is :

"A cartoon from Eastern Europe involving a talking tea set, a tea pot with oversized lips, or a purchase of some 'special' tea that makes a tea pot talk in your own mind, are well starred this month, as Jupiter spins its influence eclectically.

Guffaws, side-splitting laughter, but not chuckling, are well starred, especially in any specifically seasonal based pursuits.

The term 'I'll take that to the bank', 'You can take that to the bank' and 'You can bank on it' may lead to deafening pauses in any animated conversations with the possibility of the conversational equivalent of tumbleweed in the desert at times. (The use of the word bank is not likely to be well starred until well into the 2020s.)

This month your destiny is in charge of a real metaphorical lighthouse."


I like this "being in charge of a metaphorical lighthouse." Can you imagine me in charge, dr H?

Not really complicated, like yours... and in charge of what? Ambiguous....and you remember that I always assume the worst...

with the feng shui red and green and pink..isn't that complicated enough? And I'd be in charge of the metaphorical lighthouse... It's a big metaphorical responsiblity...I can either lead men to metaphorical safety or let them crash against the metaphorical waves to end up floating dead in the metaphorical ocean......I wonder which one is metaphorically sound....

I guess you'd anyway only use the last possibility...violent and cruel (or evil) as you are...

Aries

You can be very direct today about what you desire in life and others will appear to listen to you and take your thoughts seriously. Luckily, sweet Venus is getting along famously with your key planet Mars, enabling you to turn on the charm, even when you must confront a difficult issue. But don't take the easy way out, even if it's tempting. Make the most of the current opportunity by pushing gently toward your goals.

Wish me good luck . .

"Today is a day in which you are prone to being a little misunderstood if you do not make sure to express yourself clearly. Think before you speak because if your words are misconstrued you will want to make sure you don`t fan the flames. Repeated misunderstandings may leave you frustrated, but just take it in stride. You may want to express yourself in writing today so that your opinions are clear. Or, today you may find that the best policy is, `Silence is Golden`."

Libra:

You find the perfect job, only to find that applications ceased being accepted in October. Don't let that stop you, email them anyway and explain exactly how awesome you are, and how much they need you. Find other labs that work in the same field, and ask them if they require someone awesome. The senior postdoc in your lab requires a babysitter, as they are incappable of doing anything by themselves. You do not get any credit for all of this extra work. You will find that you've run out of shampoo. On the brightside, the Christmas period of tissue culture catastrophes hasn't hit you this year because you've stopped growing cells. Smart move, it has saved you a lot of heart ache and grey hair. Unfortunately, your boss has found more work for you to do over the Christmas break, even though it has nothing to do with the work you normally do. The real time pcr tubes are missing, as is the only pcr machine in your lab. Your lucky colours are does-this-look-contaminated pink and is-it-supposed-to-be-that-dark blue. Lucky numbers are 7, 42, and pi. I like pie.

V .. . this astrologer/horoscoplologist is brilliant.

u can start an alternative career V!!!!! horoscopes for most of the researchers are gonna be the same way... quick bucks!!!

Western horoscope:

"Now is the best time to ask for favors at work -- or to land that new gig, for that matter! Employers see you in the best possible light, so barring any major surprises, you are sure to get your way."

Cool, because I was offered three different projects and and an assistantship yesterday.

Chinese horoscope:

Don't let today's shortcomings get you down. You might find that your friends or coworkers are ignoring you, or that you're not receiving the recognition you desire at work or school. This influence is temporary and you shouldn't take these upsets personally. Instead, stimulate your mind by reading or writing, or project your anxieties creatively through drawing or painting.

Huh, my boss said that he is not going to talk to me for the rest of my postion. He says that he knows that I am unhappy with him and thinks I will yell at him. (I told him that I am upset that he is avoiding me...so he chooses to avoid me more. )

Virgo:

Before you can start your new project, you must do a simple cloning step. It is not simple. The vector you are given only has a crude hand-drawn map, there is no sequence. Your boss does not understand why it is taking so long, and neither do you. You consider becoming a hermit with no contact to the outside world, only to realise that it is a step side-ways rather than a step-up. The melanoma cell line you are growing is actually a prostate cell line. This explains the months of funny results. Luckily, the stress induced twitch is barely noticeable. The pipettes that the Institute has bought are inaccurate, but they will not replace them. You have a secret skill of rapidly filling empty tip boxes. This ends up being a curse, as you are now delegated to refill everyones boxes. Someone in the lab wears too much perfume, and you cannot decide if it is better or worse than the student who does not bathe. Lucky colours: too-much-loaded-protein-on-the-PVDF yellow and fungi-contaminated-Amp-plates green. Lucky numbers: 10x-6, and 2.205.