"All the ideas you've ever had will be totally blown out of the water today. Be wary of all new friends today as they may turn out to be Russian spies, or possibly wannabe astronomers. The cigarette burn mark on your arm may fade over the coming days and will be replaced by a tattoo of a young lady swathed in roses."


Oh yeah....

swathed in roses eh...hmmm.....I'd like to see that.


Finally, a horoscope advice that has a lot of potential:


"Pretending to pick fleas off a new member of staff may seem appealing, but the gag may be on you if you actually find some. Your nature may give you a day off this week as you brutally attack the guy who's been purposefully pissing you off for the last year. You must be cautious to ensure that you can make a quick getaway should unexpected events occur."

oh yeah........

Aries

You may be ready to launch a new project today as you look to the future, yet complications can arise before you even get things off the ground. The New Moon in your 9th House of Big Ideas gives you the go-ahead, yet demands on your time may be severe enough that you reconsider the wisdom of your earlier decision to proceed. Don't mistake a caution sign for a stop sign. Look both ways and keep on going.

I can already smell that. Hope it is not bad

Not only your own success but also that of members of your household could have you on a real emotional high today, dear Sagittarius. Your mind is likely to be buzzing with possibilities for future expansion, some of which may not be all that workable. However, you should allow yourself a few flights of fancy. Tomorrow your feet will be back on the ground, and you'll see things in a more practical light




Today may prove to be one of your busiest in a long time, dear Capricorn. The promise of continuing success could find you spending a lot of time on the phone sending faxes or emails or perhaps making a few short trips around your community. You might not be able to reach everyone to whom you hope to speak, however. Don't let this get you down. Just be persistent, and you'll reach them eventually.



*I am a Cusp!!!

@PI..........but u shud go by the Saggi one, u show typical traits of a Saggi n not of a capri....

DRN on Dec 16 2009, 02:39 PM said:

@PI..........but u shud go by the Saggi one, u show typical traits of a Saggi n not of a capri....

Finally my complete December horoscope:

"A chance planetary conjunction and an unscheduled repeat on a local television channel around the 5th will imbue you with a new level of complete intransigence in a business venture or an interior decorating task. Favor oversized pot plants and water fountains of all shapes and higher-the-better water pressures.

Red, but not red and white, combinations are well starred this month, especially on Thursdays and up to the festive days this month of whatever religion you practice, or even are expert in.

A traffic light or a cake with the colors red, green or yellow, or maybe a highly colored children's toy, is set to upset your plans for an otherwise conservatively colored month, this December.

This month your festivities will remain subdued pending a required feng shui type adjustment on the christmas tree baubles."

you have a very complicated life then.....for this month, mine is :

"A cartoon from Eastern Europe involving a talking tea set, a tea pot with oversized lips, or a purchase of some 'special' tea that makes a tea pot talk in your own mind, are well starred this month, as Jupiter spins its influence eclectically.

Guffaws, side-splitting laughter, but not chuckling, are well starred, especially in any specifically seasonal based pursuits.

The term 'I'll take that to the bank', 'You can take that to the bank' and 'You can bank on it' may lead to deafening pauses in any animated conversations with the possibility of the conversational equivalent of tumbleweed in the desert at times. (The use of the word bank is not likely to be well starred until well into the 2020s.)

This month your destiny is in charge of a real metaphorical lighthouse."


I like this "being in charge of a metaphorical lighthouse." Can you imagine me in charge, dr H?

casandra on Dec 16 2009, 09:56 PM said:

you have a very complicated life then.....for this month, mine is :

"A cartoon from Eastern Europe involving a talking tea set, a tea pot with oversized lips, or a purchase of some 'special' tea that makes a tea pot talk in your own mind, are well starred this month, as Jupiter spins its influence eclectically.

Guffaws, side-splitting laughter, but not chuckling, are well starred, especially in any specifically seasonal based pursuits.

The term 'I'll take that to the bank', 'You can take that to the bank' and 'You can bank on it' may lead to deafening pauses in any animated conversations with the possibility of the conversational equivalent of tumbleweed in the desert at times. (The use of the word bank is not likely to be well starred until well into the 2020s.)

This month your destiny is in charge of a real metaphorical lighthouse."


I like this "being in charge of a metaphorical lighthouse." Can you imagine me in charge, dr H?