Your readings are always so deep and cryptic esp for me, Lost-san......and now, wiser words of caution from the wisest horoscopiologist of all:

"You may hear good news today from an excitable old lady who may turn out to be drunk. When you steal copyrighted material, make sure you do it in a comical fashion. That way you can claim "fair use" and hold up court proceedings...at least until they find you guilty of stealing copyrighted material. The lights are on, nobody's home and it's time to download some porn off the internet."

hey casey, how did it go with the porn and stealing other people's ideas?


cancer

Pay closer attention to your own needs today -- they should to come first, even if that makes you feel guilty. It's a small price to pay for taking better care of yourself, really.

Cancer


You can wield tremendous influence today, as long as you are willing to go for the brain and not the heart. Your energy is just right for making intellectual connections and convincing arguments.

aquarius
A strong and sultry moon in your sign all day today suggests that, unusually, your emotional effect upon the outside world can be substantial. Today is a day for dedication, a synergy of intellectual and emotional energy that means that both mind and feeling are singing from the same song-sheet. It's a day of integration, of seeing things from a more holistic point of view and of allowing new developments to occur without too much challenge. It's a fertile day, where anything initiated can be the start of something positive and healthy. Go for it, you're in good form.


So if my emotional state is lazy does this mean that the rest of the world is also lazy?

It could be or not but it would be substantially be affected by your laziness. It's a fertile day; start something revolutionary. Start building a nuclear reactor in your room or garage.

Aries

Hard work combined with attention to details should have the desired impact today, but you may have a difficult time staying focused. You keep looking around, searching for something that's more enjoyable than your current responsibilities. However, you won't likely find satisfaction because no matter how much fun you experience now, you want more. You'll be happier in the long run if you remember to appreciate what you have and follow through on your commitments.

words of wisdom. so, I be happy with whatever I have, eh.. just like my mice. But, they got food, they got drink, they got warm room, and they have their partners. . . . what am I to be satisfied with?

omg you two.....but mine is a lot worse....my usually charming and cheerful horosciopioliogist is a bit depressed today...


"Your worst fears may come to light today when you are shoved into a very small hole filled with sharks, insects, spiders, snakes and moths. In the ironically immortal words of the Mortal Kombat voiceover guy: Finish Him!"

U should teach ur horoscopologist some basic biology and physics.

Doki on Jun 28 2010, 11:01 PM said:

but for what? an efficient clinical diagnosis...I meant, reading......oh nope....I prefer dem crazy and confused predictions........

insects, spiders, and moths? Should it not be spiders, moths, and other insects?

Ok, insects and snakes in a hole can be explained. But sharks???? What hole is he speaking of?

Doki on Jun 28 2010, 11:41 PM said:

...is that a trick question? Let me sleep on it....