Thanks, TJ. It was tough but I could get out with just minor bruises and few broken ribs. Not as bad as it could have been.

What brought U smile, TJ?

Aries

It's time to take a deep breath and regroup. You have been on the go and although it may seem as if the pace of your life has slowed down a bit, it won't last. But rather than relaxing during the day, it may be smarter to make sure that everything is in order and to firm up your plans. Take care of basic needs such as paying bills, shopping for food and getting enough sleep.

I had them in my to do list for today

It's a good thing you have a flexible attitude, Sagittarius, especially today. Your adaptive powers could be put to the test as you find yourself surrounded by fickle emotions and stubborn attitudes. Don't get too hung up on getting straight answers from people today, for they're apt to be just as confused as you about certain issues. Play it cool for now and ride the waves easily to shore.


SCARY eh!!!!!

Leo:
Your authority is sure to be challenged at some point today, but you can handle it. In fact, if you let go of ego concerns, you may come out with a vastly improved reputation. Pay attention!

A bit concerning this one.

I've been reading this the whole day....my best horoscope prediction yet:

"If you are at all paranoid about webcams being placed around your room, your best bet is to hire a small specially trained monkey from your local gadget shop. They're small, cuddly and leave only the most minute traces of their own faeces spread in the corners. Some of them make good pets but will swipe your eyes out without a moment's hesitation if you attempt to clean the faeces.

In horoscope news, today might not be the best day to hire a spycam finding monkey. All that you are may be called into question today when someone calls you a "nancy". Go with the flow and let people take advantage of you."


ain't my horrorscopioliogist the greatest? ...

A whole lot of emotions are in the air, all running rampant -- no, running amok, actually. Fortunately, you're as solid and unwavering as they come, a veritable rock. So when your dear ones come to you with that look of shock and stunned surprise on their faces, do what comes naturally -- what you always do. Listen without interrupting, comfort them and offer your couch for the night.

Hm, I'm usually the one running amok. I'm a little disappointed I don't have carte blanche today.

@Perneseblue: I challenge your authority. Ok...that's all I've got.

Aquarius

Destiny is more like a buzz-word than something you'll ever have to think about. Chocolate is your lucky word for today and is likely to be involved in some sort of belly-filling incident. Hopefulness can be a virtue, but naivity can bring you trouble.

how true...

hobglobin on Mar 19 2010, 04:33 PM said:

this really brightened up my day which btw started at 5 am:

"Repetition may annoy you today as someone close by tells you the same damned story over and over again. You think "pink", but you buy "blue". This is why you're confused a lot of the time. Dandruff and bad breath is not the best way to ward off unwanted advances. Although, assuming that is your intention, you are definitely going about it the right way."

my horoscopioliogist is a darn genius....

Cancer

Life's little details are more rewarding than usual -- if you can keep track of them all! Most likely, you need to take things rather slowly in order to absorb all the data flowing past you.


busy days indeed....

Aries

You may feel as if you lost an opportunity now that the Moon has sunk into your soulful 4th House. What seemed like a sure thing might no longer be seen in such an optimistic light. But your current lack of clarity has an important purpose because you may have been in too much of a hurry for your own good. Be content with your current situation instead of trying to change anyone's mind. Wait until your confidence returns before pushing forward again