My day today - .. is gonna be like this : (Dec/10/2009 )
Aries
You could state something that seems very obvious to you, yet someone else might be quite surprised by your perspective. Unfortunately, there could be a significant difference between your intent and what others hear. Even if you choose your words carefully today, the chances of a misunderstanding are great. Patience is your ally now. Don't overreact; take your time and talk things through until your idea is communicated accurately.
I have already made up my mind not to speak anything today - there is high chance of misunderstanding if I speak in English and even more if in Japanense
finally, my horoscope with a touch of realism:
"There will be moments of joy and you will undoubtedly feel like performing a hysterectomy on a plastic giraffe. You may even find yourself sexually attracted to brass and dead skin cells."
I've run out of plastic giraffes....
Your attention is drawn to the tiny details of your life today, and you should find that more than a few of them are adding up differently than you expect. It's the perfect time to make corrections.
Are qPCR standard curves 'tiny details'? 
howcome I'm the only one with these wacky horoscope readings?
hey LaRa...happy new year....any predictions for this one?
casandra on Jan 4 2010, 10:45 PM said:
hey LaRa...happy new year....any predictions for this one?
....and howcome that they all sound like ill-produced Chinese fortune cookies?
happy new year lara
@ HRH casandra and dr. h: Happy New Year to you, too!
I only read my Chinese yearly forecast, and it's not up yet. I read ahead, and here is my horoscope for later this week:
Jan 9
Overview
Better fasten your seatbelt and put your table tray in the upright position -- because there's a bit of a bumpy ride ahead. For the moment, you can expect one of several rather unusual scenarios to unfold: a) a new and unusual addition to your family; 
a career opportunity in an entirely different field; c) the chance to move to a place you've always wanted to live or d) all of the above. See? Buckle up, now.
A) has already happened. BTW, my last day is is the 8th. 
hobglobin on Jan 4 2010, 04:48 PM said:
casandra on Jan 4 2010, 10:45 PM said:
hey LaRa...happy new year....any predictions for this one?
....and howcome that they all sound like ill-produced Chinese fortune cookies?
happy new year lara
...what?? you didn't like the plastic giraffe hysterectomies? you really have no sense of humour, dr H? Why don't you post yours? oops, I forgot- you were born on the 30th of Feb 1910...but I'm sure you can come up with something- real horoscopes for methusaleh.... lab rat on Jan 4 2010, 04:54 PM said:
I only read my Chinese yearly forecast, and it's not up yet. I read ahead, and here is my horoscope for later this week:
Jan 9
Overview
Better fasten your seatbelt and put your table tray in the upright position -- because there's a bit of a bumpy ride ahead. For the moment, you can expect one of several rather unusual scenarios to unfold: a) a new and unusual addition to your family;
a career opportunity in an entirely different field; c) the chance to move to a place you've always wanted to live or d) all of the above. See? Buckle up, now. A) has already happened. BTW, my last day is is the 8th.
I thought everything was just deeply symbolic or metaphorical....so what's the literal "new and unusual addition to your family"? you adopted a squirrel?
... Aries
Don't waste words trying to justify what you are doing today, for the more you talk about your motives and intentions, the less convinced others become. It's not that you are on the wrong track; it's just that you cannot explain yourself very well now. Save your energy to concentrate on your work, for it's critical that you live up to your commitments.
Terribly bad day for this to happen! For many days now, this horoscoplogist wants me quiet. 
Are you sure this horoscopist doesn't work with you, BB-san? Perhaps you talk too much in the lab.