This sounds like a sermon, Lost-san......what now? the horoscope homily? You've got an excellent all-around horoscopologist there. My reading is always simple and straight to the point:

"If Jesus were here, he'd probably bless you in light of what's going to happen to you today. The horse you received in the mail has a diamond-studded golden tooth. Just thought I'd mention it."


I have a feeling that there's a good news/bad news duality in there.......and that tooth is definitely good....

I"d like the horse with the golden tooth- very Gangsta!

LostintheLab on Jan 21 2010, 11:24 PM said:

...my horoscopologist kinda forgot to mention that it's only the upper half of the horse...how else is Canada post gonna deliver it...but as long as the tooth is there, I'm not complaining....

Or its a toy wooden horse with a diamond tooth- easier and cheaper for the postman ...

and totally bloodless but there could be greeks hiding inside.....still very Gangsta, Lost-san ....

naturally...itty bitty gun toting gangstas lurking inside

Don't forget an important appointment. Tie a string around your finger. Service is your aim today and you should find it easier than usual to get people what they need -- whether or not they have any idea what that may be! Your great attitude guarantees satisfaction.

Perhaps I should invest in a thermal G-string...I need something to light a fire under my bum, to get this project started.

...This really shows your great attitude LaRa....if you do get a that ever- popular thermal G-string, sit far away from the heating system or you'd get what you wish for....

Aries

Instead of trying to make changes to your schedule or rushing off to start something entirely new, it makes more sense today to stick with the tried and true. You could become a little restless if everything seems too familiar, but it's better to deal with your anxiety by changing your attitude rather than messing with your environment. Once you decide to settle into the day, things should get easier all around

changing my attitude . . . now, is that possible?

Important projects, either job related or personal, might need to be completed today in order to meet a deadline or fulfill a promise. This could require a lot of mental and physical effort on your part, Sagittarius, which could prove somewhat stressful. Others might lend a hand, however. It's very important for you to remember to pace yourself. If you work when you're exhausted, you might not like the results.


more stress coming my way!!!