yup...he's manipulating you, Lost-san....noone can be this kind of a person... Do you wanna do a critique on your reading? We can break it down word per word..including the brogue shoe......


@totejam: ¿quieres un coscoron, tj? ..and isn't it the other way around...and I'd sell the critters in e-bay anytime......

Please go ahead....

..can we do mine first? or a rain check? courtesy of the time zones....

Oh I think there is so much more in yours, so analyse away at your leisure

Bidding's closed, Lost-san and I lost- big time ...oh well, c'est la vie....now I'm just waiting for the other brogue shoe to fall... but my horosciopioliogist predicts something a little better for tomorrow:

"There are lots of ideas screaming to be let out of your head. Let them free, and they'll scream in other people's heads too! Please remember today that most of your god-like powers have been taken from you in order to make you a better demi-god. Peaches and cream are a cheap and enjoyable dessert menu for any supper guests."

With your demi god powers can you ship the peaches and cream over here- I'd love some!

Mine seems to be giving advice for other people- not entirely sure how this helps me though
Aquarius
People who are in pain, be it physical or emotional, just want to do whatever seems most likely to bring relief. Even if they can see that their actions could easily lead to more pain, further down the line, they feel willing to cross that bridge when they come to it. They just want a break, a breathing space, a chance to come up out of the darkness and see a little light. Such short-term preferences are not wrong as long as they lead to a genuine reappraisal. Be aware that someone in your life now can't currently see too far ahead.

Aries

Love continues to play strongly as sweet Venus begins to separate herself from macho Mars. They met up recently in your 7th House of Partnerships, helping you to be more creative when working closely with others. Don't be afraid while bouncing original ideas off someone else in a fun-filled manner. Paradoxically, a playful attitude enables you to work more efficiently. However, even if you're not interested in developing intimacy, it's enough to know it's within reach when you want it.

I have some feeling in the stomach Can someone interpret what horoscopologist is trying to say

Hmmmmm... I guess have fun and relax with someone

Aquarius

You have reason to feel extremely fortunate. But, then, that's easy for me to say. I know you are going to be successful in a special endeavour. So I do not feel concerned about the direction your life is taking. You, though, are still caught up in complication. Whilst I can see that it can only be a matter of time before you make a great breakthrough, you probably don't feel quite so sure. That's as it should be. You actually need to be uncertain or you will grow too complacent to win your battle properly.

Tell me about it...

And another weird one today
Aquarius
When you catch a bus or a train, how do you know you are actually moving? Perhaps great rolls of carefully photographed scenery are being rotated past the window, whilst machines simulate a sense of motion in the vehicle. I'm not trying to suggest this is what really happens - nor am I encouraging you to question your sense of reality. I'm just pointing out that it's possible to doubt anything in this world if you try hard enough. Something good is about to happen to you. Don't doubt it; embrace it.

Your horoscobiologist is becoming more and more imaginative, Lost-san so you might as well embrace him too...

Mine is finally doomy and gloomy for a change...

"This week is going to be one of those "trials by fire" type nightmares that happen every so often. I wish I could give you more details but then you'd have no good reason to return over the coming days, would you? The likelihood is that you're going to feel very miserable about it and for a few days you might sport a "pout" that could actually win awards. You will be plagued by happy people, but don't be swayed by them, stay miserable."