U can rob a bank and get away, LiL. WHat you say?

Aries

If you have been trying to learn the truth, barriers fall today, allowing the information you've been seeking to reach you. Fortunately, you finally understand what's really happening. Unfortunately, you may learn a lot more than you want to know. It may be difficult at first to adjust your perspective but you'll be better equipped to make decisions about the future when you have all the facts at your disposal.

Aries

You truly believe that you know what you want today as the Moon in your sign reflects your needs. But declaring your desires isn't necessarily the smartest thing you can do now. Unfortunately, others don't necessarily share in your current passions, creating an awkward situation at best. It may be in your best interest to keep your feelings to yourself for a while.

got it! Yeah, I know what I want to do to someone but. . . .

Aries

A touchy relationship problem may be reactivated today by a relatively unimportant event, as if a recently visited issue was waiting in the wings to be called back onstage. Unfortunately, if you were unable to fix the problem earlier, you won't likely solve it now. Paradoxically, the harder you strive for resolution, the more elusive the answers become. Nevertheless, gentle persistence is advised because the tides will eventually turn and you'll be free to move on.

not again!

Wow your guy never seems to give you a break!

Mine is back on philosphy again- at least the hypnotism has stopped
Aquarius
Since the dawn of time, philosophers have been debating the meaning of life and the need for us all to find a way to coexist. No doubt, when we reach the end of time, they will still be pondering. Meanwhile, we all have to do our best. But it does have to be our best - not just our most convenient. Look more closely at the issues under discussion this week. Are you refusing to see something you ought to acknowledge? There's an easy answer to your most pressing question. Open your mind to a positive possibility.

Damn, no slaking off then

Aquarius

We're busy doing nothing, working the whole day through, trying to find lots of things not to do...' So goes the old song. But you are about to discover that you have not, lately, been busy doing nothing. You have been busy doing something that sorely needed doing. It may not look like much, but it means a lot. Now that it has been done, you will find that you are in a much better position to proceed with crucial objectives. Others, though, truly are busy doing nothing. Don't feel obliged to judge them... or to join them!

Aries

Lingering relationship tensions begin to dissipate now, yet it's wise to wait and see how things progress over the next few days prior to assuming that everything is better. Although you are free to use your imagination, you may not act in a practical manner today. Fortunately, this means that your thinking process won't be restrained. Exploring your fantasies in great detail can actually help you manifest your dreams

Finally he wants me doing something and that's exploring my fantasies?

Hmmmm fantasies eh.... make sure they're nothing too dodgy

Aries

You are eager to share your ideas about romance now, yet your unconventional approach may create conflict between what you want and what you know is right. Honest communication with a loved one ultimately can lead you to see that your assumptions might not be correct. Ultimately, what you learn today will help you feel independent without sacrificing intimacy.

what's wrong with my horoscopologist? he is speaking of love, romance, relationship, fantasy, etc these days

Hmmm, he IS being very positive for you...finally. Here's hoping these things work for you

I have a typically mystic one
Aquarius
Do we move through time, or do we stand still while time moves past us? That might sound like a silly question - but, then, think about the turning of the Earth. It spins on its axis once a day, yet it's really hard to imagine that we all live on a giant rotating ball of rock. Everything feels rock solid beneath our feet, it is only the rising and setting of the Sun that gives the game away. Not everything in your world works the way you think it does. There are delightful surprises ahead of you this weekend, prepare to see a vast improvement.

The last line I like.... As I have absolutely no plans, it means sleep will be my vast improvement

may be there will be some good changes in your travel plan for next week.