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casandra on Wed Mar 9 21:41:39 2011 said:


pito on Wed Mar 9 21:07:10 2011 said:



argh, what an ugly shirt and script is that...
Most of the times I cant even read what it says.. its so unclear and ulgy written...
(oh well, thats like their music: absolutely not understandable and more screaming and noise then music)
(but everyone has his own tastes etc...)


ok..ok....


:P....I can't believe you don't like Metallica....


Why is that hard to believe? Metallica... but thats popular metal, isnt it? I just dont like the "real" metal music, with those strange singing sounds etc...
Oh well, I cant like everything!

-pito-

pito on Wed Mar 9 21:47:33 2011 said:


Why is that hard to believe? Metallica... but thats popular metal, isnt it? I just dont like the "real" metal music, with those strange singing sounds etc...
Oh well, I cant like everything!

awwww...not even Master of Puppets? and heavy metal is all about loudness...:lol:

-casandra-

ok, ok..truthfully I'm also not a fan of rusted metal music.....but this- I want on my shirt: :lol:

-casandra-

casandra on Thu Mar 10 20:18:11 2011 said:


ok, ok..truthfully I'm also not a fan of rusted metal music.....but this- I want on my shirt: :lol:




héhé, thats a nice one indeed!

I could see me wearing a thsirt with that on it

-pito-

pito on Fri Mar 11 11:40:05 2011 said:


héhé, thats a nice one indeed!

I could see me wearing a thsirt with that on it

:P....and this one, on the back of your lab coat would be nice:

-casandra-

casandra on Thu Mar 10 20:18:11 2011 said:


ok, ok..truthfully I'm also not a fan of rusted metal music.....but this- I want on my shirt: :lol:





Haha funny but technically inaccurate :P . IN THEORY (I insist on that), Mozart's skull is resting in the Mozarteum, nice and dry. All protected and all..but since it's most probably not Mozart's... :rolleyes: then OK, send me one of these tee-shirts please :D

-Maddie-

Maddie on Fri Mar 11 15:57:41 2011 said:


casandra on Thu Mar 10 20:18:11 2011 said:


ok, ok..truthfully I'm also not a fan of rusted metal music.....but this- I want on my shirt: :lol:





Haha funny but technically inaccurate :P . IN THEORY (I insist on that), Mozart's skull is resting in the Mozarteum, nice and dry. All protected and all..but since it's most probably not Mozart's... :rolleyes: then OK, send me one of these tee-shirts please :D

:P..never fear, Dr Bones is here.....nontechnically (and inaccurately too) decomposing usually refer to the breaking down of soft tissues...

and the results were inconclusive, eh...Maddie...couldn't match his DNA with the niece's or the grandmother (?) exhumed from the family grave...how exciting...:D

-casandra-

casandra on Fri Mar 11 14:24:18 2011 said:


pito on Fri Mar 11 11:40:05 2011 said:


héhé, thats a nice one indeed!

I could see me wearing a thsirt with that on it

:P....and this one, on the back of your lab coat would be nice:




what does it say: cafe press , can you handle it?

What is cafe press?

And I dont like how the "y" in you is written to be honest, but for the rest, its indeed cool...

Something funny happened at the lab today... and again, my labcoat was part of it :lol: (or the lack of wearing one :lol: )

-pito-

pito on Fri Mar 11 17:47:26 2011 said:


casandra on Fri Mar 11 14:24:18 2011 said:


pito on Fri Mar 11 11:40:05 2011 said:


héhé, thats a nice one indeed!

I could see me wearing a thsirt with that on it

:P....and this one, on the back of your lab coat would be nice:




what does it say: cafe press , can you handle it?

What is cafe press?

And I dont like how the "y" in you is written to be honest, but for the rest, its indeed cool...

Something funny happened at the lab today... and again, my labcoat was part of it :lol: (or the lack of wearing one :lol: )

:wacko:...never fear, the glyph expert is here...hi pito...
before you recount the story, let me ask you first if it is gonna make us laugh or cry? or give you a severe beating? :lol:....ok, enough of suspense, what allegedly funny thing happened to you in the lab today? So instead of a song, this could be our "feel food Friday" story....

-casandra-

casandra on Fri Mar 11 18:03:22 2011 said:


pito on Fri Mar 11 17:47:26 2011 said:


casandra on Fri Mar 11 14:24:18 2011 said:


pito on Fri Mar 11 11:40:05 2011 said:


héhé, thats a nice one indeed!

I could see me wearing a thsirt with that on it

:P....and this one, on the back of your lab coat would be nice:



what does it say: cafe press , can you handle it?

What is cafe press?

And I dont like how the "y" in you is written to be honest, but for the rest, its indeed cool...

Something funny happened at the lab today... and again, my labcoat was part of it :lol: (or the lack of wearing one :lol: )

:wacko:...never fear, the glyph expert is here...hi pito...
before you recount the story, let me ask you first if it is gonna make us laugh or cry? or give you a severe beating? :lol:....ok, enough of suspense, what allegedly funny thing happened to you in the lab today? So instead of a song, this could be our "feel food Friday" story....


Well, it made me laugh... So yeah, I think its funny :lol:

anyway, you dont have to read it if I tell it...

The thing is: no matter how "old" I get, I still keep looking younger then I am.. a lot younger.
+ the fact that I still wear a normal tshirt and jeans to go to work (not some fancy costume or whatever) + I wear a simple backpack and not some briefcase. SO all this makes me look like some "kid" from school or whatever.

Today I arrived at the lab and there was this new "dude" at the door, I came in, he looked at me, kinda weird, it felt like he was saying: hey, you, what are you doing here, where is your ID ... anyway, I got in, jumped in the office of the big boss, he told me some stuff, got out, the new dude saw this and he believed I was some new student because he knew students were coming this week(and keep in mind: I have not been in the lab the last days before today)..Anyway got to the lab, started working as usual without my labcoat..

All of a sudden that new dude entered the lab, started looking at me and after a while he came to me and asked me if the students at this lab werent supposed to wear a labcoat, I replied: I guess so, and worked some more..
The "dude" kept looking at me... really weird and then he started making comments on my work: he asked me: didnt you learn standard techniques at school ? Did they tell you this? I was like: WTF dude... (didnt say anything raelly, just sat there, and worked).
Then he asked me: who is your supervisor? I replied: dunno, I suppose the big boss is.. :D
Anyway, all of a sudden he left the lab and I noticed he bumped into a co worker at the door.. I moved closer to the door, to hear what he was going to say... And yes I was right: it was going to be funny as hell.
The "dude" asked my co worker: "who the hell is that guy in there? Thats a weird student" He just grapped samples from the fridge and started working with them , he took media and toothpicks(!) and he is doing something very weird... My co worker, moved her head in the lab and saw me sitting at the door, I blinked at her, she smilied and then she said, very dry and calm to the "dude": oh, thats your new boss...
Oh boy... I wished I could have seen that dudes his face :lol: Must have been priceless....

The funny thing is that he didnt dare to reenter the lab.. He had everything prepared to work and he didnt dare the enter.. I finished my work, got something to eat at lunch and then I noticed he got back in the lab to work when I wasnt there.. Haha so funny, I let him work and a few hours later, when he was still working, I got back in the lab and he didnt look at me, tried to look the other way etc..
SO funny.. And I couldnt let this occasion go by like that... I told, during lunch, 2 others what happened and we decided to make it even worse for the "dude".. I made them tell him that his new boss is crazy and very hard..
I even had one of my co workers come up to the dude and ask him: "hey have you met your boss allready?" "If you do, make sure not to make a mistake or look funny at him, because he will kick your ass big time, everyone is scared of him. He looks like a kid, but he is really crazy.." HAha the dude his face.. really priceless, I think.. And at the end of the day, another girl from another lab played ball too and we acted like I was bashing on her and she was crying (acting) and saying; yes boss, no boss, it will never happen again boss.. and some more crying... And then she ran off to the toilet.. Right in the face of the new dude (we were blocking the hall, and he didnt dare to ask to let him pass.. And then when the girl ran off , he looked at me and I looked at him with my mad face and said: "what, whats your problem dude"... :D
Really... I think he was almost ready to quit his job ... :lol:
Then the girl came back, laughed a bit, said "see you tommorow pito" and the dude really didnt understand it how all of a sudden we were back ok...
Finally someone explained him it was all a show and we were just playing with him because he believed I was a student... :lol:

Will be funny next days and weeks when I have to supervise him and teach him some stuff.

-pito-
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